Now we’re back in the newsroom with the sexy lady. She was a miss universe winner and every time someone sees her they think they died and went to heaven. She dreams of getting an anchor spot but she can’t have it because an ugly woman who looks like a gargoyle has that position and won’t give it up.

  The sexy lady thinks that if she can crack the case of where the Prime Minister is that maybe her boss will put her on the news. Too bad today she has to serve the gargoyle coffee.

  Its not bitter enough! The gargoyle yells and throws the coffee onto the sexy lady, making her white shirt all wet and now you can see her lacey bra. She apologizes and bends down to pick up the coffee cup and then the gargoyle flicks a cigarette at her.

  You’re just an ashtray to me. Remember that, ashtray, the gargoyle says.

  Before the sexy lady can say her real name the gargoyle flicks another cigarette at her. The sexy lady then runs out of the room in tears.

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  Turning the corner she bumps into one of the hunks that works at the news station. This guy is the full package. Great hair, white teeth, rich, tall, smells nice. He goes sorry I didn’t see you there as if the accident is his fault. He’s sensitive and he sees that she’s flustered. She apologizes and bends over again to pick up the papers he dropped. When she comes up their eyes meet and wow. The attraction is electric.

  Who who are you, the hunk says

  I’m Ashtray — er, I mean Ashley, the sexy lady says.

  He says he likes that name and he hopes he sees her again but he has to run. Will I ever see you again, she says, but he’s already gone. The sexy lady looks down all sad and then notices that he forgot a paper. She picks it up and reads it and it says TOP SECRET. When she opens it her mind is blown.