“Screeeeeeee!!”

  I, the omniscient and infallible phoenix screeched.

  I am the only being of this world who could never be wrong. My words are like physical laws, though even more.

  My body divine and unchanging.

  Every word I say is a gospel. Every movement I make is a dictation of destiny. Every dream I dream is a foreshadowing.

  Others have tried to prove my words wrong, but since I am omniscient and infallible, they couldn’t refute my words.

  It is a non-exciting existence for one to be always correct, but it is who I am.

  To curb my boredom, I left the wizard world and arrived in the World of Gods.

  “It’s the infallible phoenix!”

  Upon noticing my arrival, a minor god whose body is composed of water shouted. Soon, countless more noticed my appearance and followed me towards a certain mountain.

  They scrambled towards me, excitement seen on their faces.

  Everybody should know the drill by now.

  The other gods split to make way for a beautiful goddess. It was the Magic Net Goddess.

  “The eternal, omniscient, and infallible phoenix, when will my child be born?”

  Black lines started forming on my head, and it’s not because she asked another classic question.

  I slapped the Magic Net Goddess in the face.

  Pak!

  “Huuu..” The Goddess ran away while crying.

  I snorted. She deserved that because all gods know that Gods can only be born by divine fragments or mortals ascending to become Gods.

  She forgot this exactly because she is the Magic Net Goddess.

  Too much surfing caused her brain to be filled with brain rot. Even in sleep, she’s muttering “six sevennn…” moving her hands like a retarded patrick.

  Simply, she spent too much time on Tiktok reels. How disappointing…

  You claim it’s false?

  Like I said—others have tried to prove my words wrong, but since I am omniscient and infallible, they couldn’t refute my words.

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  Do remember this dear children, spending too much time on the internet will make you dumb!

  “Next question.”

  …

  “The eternal, omniscient, and infallible phoenix, when will the Final War start?”

  I stared at the god who asked such a question.

  He was a recently ascended god who had just conquered a hidden continent. Pity appeared in my eyes.

  “The so-called ‘Final War’ is actually a marketing scam created by the author of your world.” Confusion showed in his face, but I continued: “Basically, the author already made another novel called Overgod Ascending, and you will appear on the next novel as a cameo. This world is just the final realm in Book 1.”

  Within a second, his eyes became lifeless, thinking all he had done was for naught. To cheer him up, I said: “Fear not. You’ll reach the higher realm soon. Just make sure to follow and subscribe to what the author wrote, and you’ll ascend to the level of a Rank 10 Magi with the help of your golden cheat—the ai chip.”

  Suddenly, the young god’s face had a look of shock, while the countless gods stared back at him, my recent words in their minds.

  The young god left as quickly as he came, followed by several hidden, and powerful major gods.

  These gods didn’t chase him out of suspicion that he may be a Magi spy, but rather because of their interaction with the Magic Net Goddess.

  You see, after every several centuries, the Gods and Goddesses of this world come together to hold a meeting. A meeting to decide territories.

  Every meeting, Magic Net Goddess, being a major god, proposes novel changes within the God Society.

  Many of them were implemented, though some had been rejected. Of course, the Magic Net Goddess had been quite affected by these ideas for better or worse. Nonetheless, her ideas influenced many gods to the point that they praised her with ‘666!’

  Now these powerful gods received many ideas, and one of them was the knowledge of Golden Spoons.

  Hearing me talk about golden XXX, these gods’ eyes lit up, seeing the path to reach those beyond the Supreme Gods and arrive at the higher realm.

  So they chased him everywhere, but the young god continued to evade their capture.

  I also pitied these countless gods. They will not catch him, as he had already stumbled into another secret realm containing the inheritance of a Supreme God.

  His path is already set to reach the apex.

  …

  I answered more questions.

  Many more.

  And so, I finished answering questions after 3 seconds.

  How did I do that?

  That’s a secret.

  You say it’s false? That I’m lying?

  Remember—others have tried to prove my words wrong, but since I am omniscient and infallible, they couldn’t refute my words.

  Naturally, I’m right.

  Spreading my wings, I screeched.

  “Screeeeeeee!!”